This Isn’t Rose McGowan



What the hell is going on with Rose McGowan lately? First she goes and gets those veneers and makes her mouth look all fake, which is fine because she’s still kissable, so I can handle it. But on top of that, it looks like some World War I soldier stabbed her face with a bayonet dipped in Botox. Then on top of that, she’s starving herself and not wearing anything which reveals those luscious, milky boobies of hers. Rose, darling, these are the only (NSFW) clothes you’re allowed to wear to premieres…

not these…

It’s like you caught some fucked up strain of a Teri Hatcher/Nicole Richie E. coli bacteria-virus. Stay away from the spinach and beef, Rose baby. Your boobs will thank me later.