Sutton Pierce is Jayden James Federline

Although “Sutton Pierce” has been the widely accepted name of Britney Spears’ and Kevin Federline’s second son, rampant rumors have been swirling that the baby is in fact a girl named Jayden James. Neither Britney nor K-Fed have confirmed these rumors, but now we no longer have to wait to find out. TMZ has a copy of the birth certificate, and the kid is a boy named Jayden James Federline.

Well, whatever. Like it matters. If it was a girl, instead of robbing gas stations, she’ll be a pregnant stripper with daddy issues. In junior high, her guidance counselor is just going to give her a banana and an instruction manual then wish her luck.

See the birth certificate here.

K-Fed on October 21st: