Paris and Nicky Hilton are Idiots

Paris and Nicky Hilton were invited to the annual Halloween party at the Playboy mansion so prepare yourself, you’ll be totally shocked about how they acted. Page Six reports:

Paris did her usual routine, dancing on a table and lip-syncing as her single, “Stars Are Blind,” played. “The reaction is now always the same – her posse of sycophants surrounds her, cheering her, as most people groan,” said our witness. “This is really getting old.” Nicky provided her own show on the dance floor, “being bent over backwards against the stage by a height-challenged young man as she wrapped a leg around his hip and they played tonsil hockey. She later spent an hour crawling under the tables (apparently) looking for a lost purse. When upright, she was stumbling all over . . . as she was fondled everywhere but the bottoms of her feet by the little ‘dance’ partner . . . She is handling her breakup with Kevin Connelly in a very mature and sophisticated manner – not!”

Oh my God, the Hilton sisters showed up somewhere and acted like drunk whores! Yeah, right, dude. You expect me to believe that? What’s next? You’re going to tell me the Earth is round and that women can vote? Yeah, just like when you said Darth Vader isn’t writing me back because he isn’t real. Nice try, my friend. Nice try.

Paris on October 28th:

By todd, October 31, 2006 0 comments