Jessica Alba claims she will never appear nude on film because she is too nervous. In the November issue of Elle magazine, Alba claims that director Robert Rodriguez asked her to go topless in Sin City, but she refused.
I don’t do nudity. I just don’t…Maybe that makes me a bad actress. Maybe I won’t get hired in some things. But I have too much anxiety.”
This would have made me cry about two years ago, but now I couldn’t care less. It’s hard to masturbate to her when she’s lost about thirty pounds in the last six months. It’s a shame because she used to be one the best pieces of ass in Hollywood. Now she looks like a scarecrow that somebody made to look like Jessica Alba to scare away erections.
Jessica at Spike TV’s Scream Awards 2006: