Evangeline Lilly is a Dead Lay

Nothing says passionate romance like making out with your fiance on a Hawaiian beach as she lays completely stiff and motionless. Evangeline Lilly could be in coma and it wouldn’t matter to this dude. Because she’s the hot chick from Lost and he looks like one of The Littles. If I happened to walk by and saw this, I wouldn’t know whether they were in love or she had water in her lungs.