Victoria Beckham is Stiff

At this point I’m not even sure if there are any original parts left on Victoria Beckham. She doesn’t even look human anymore. Her ate up face is almost as bad as those things that are supposed to be her boobs. I mean, did her plastic surgeon have hooks for hands? That has to be his only excuse. Look, God and I hold a special place for tiny brunettes with huge boobs, but Jesus. She looks like a damn android. An android who can only seem to dress like a prostitute. Which might not be all that bad if the androids came in something other than leather.