Screech is Almost a Porn Star


David Hans Schmidt, a Phoenix-based agent, is shopping a 40-minute sex tape to various distributors that features Dustin Diamond engaging in a three way with two women. “Saved By The Smell,” the working title of the video, is reportedly graphic and includes “some bodily functions and an act known as a ‘Dirty Sanchez’.” Roger Paul, Diamond’s manager says:

I haven’t seen the tape. I’ve heard rumors. Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings.”

I’m not sure what level of daddy or abandonment issues a woman has to walk around with in order to let Screech rub feces on her face, but we’d be safe in assuming that both of these girls have compared cut marks.

The only reason to watch Saved By The Bell (NSFW):

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