Yesterday morning, Paris Hilton called in to Ryan Seacrest’s radio show on L.A.’s 102.7 KIIS FM to basically say her DUI arrest was “nothing.” Oh, and to plug her new single.
You know what, it was nothing,” she said. “I’d been shooting my music video for my new song, ‘Nothing in this World.’ … I got off last night at about 10 p.m. then I went and had dinner with my sister and all my girlfriends, and then we went to this charity event Dave Navarro threw for brain tumors. And um, I had one margarita, starving ’cause I had not ate all day, on my way to In-n-Out which is probably three blocks away, and I’m in my (Mercedes) SLR, which is a little fast, so maybe I was speeding a little bit” – she giggled – “and I got pulled over.”
So, to recap – Paris went to dinner at 10 p.m. but was arrested for drunk driving on her way to In-N-Out at 12:30 a.m. because she “had not ate all day.” Hmm. I’m not saying she’s lying about what happened, I’m just saying she’s lying about what happened. Unless they made her Margarita in a coffee pot, I thinking she had more than one drink. Not that it matters, because absolutely nothing will happen to her. So not only does her gynecologist have to wear a lead space suit, this talentless skank is now the nonchalant Angel of Death when she gets behind the wheel. Man, I wonder if she has a stingray in her pool. It’s never to early to make out my Christmas shopping list!
Again, pictures of Paris Hilton getting arrested because it’s fun to rub it in:
“Blonde” hair and “Green” eyes?