Monica Bellucci is Pretty

If her Helmut Newton photoshoot is your first introduction to the awesomeness that is Monica Bellucci, I apologize. She’s usually naked. Naked all the time. That’s pretty much the only reason to watch foreign movies. Two hours of watching effeminate men talk about their art and their feelings, isn’t so bad when you know some chick will eventually have her rack hanging out. No wonder the French army carries white flags instead of guns. It’s pretty hard to learn to fight when you’re masturbating.

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