Mel Gibson is Probably Drunk Again

Not long after Mel Gibson’s entertaining DUI arrest and subsequent alleged treatment for his alcoholism, Mel Gibson was seen at the Side Bar in Austin, Texas on Friday night where he played pool until 2:30 in the morning. This time, however, he wasn’t hitting on all the women and was supposedly drinking water.

Funny, because last time he was only drinking “water” but it turned out to be a big water bottle full of vodka. But that’s neither here nor there. The point is, he’s doing a great job with this whole avoiding alcohol thing he has going. Just remember next time you see me at the crack house, I’m just visiting friends. And that glass pipe is filled with incense. And that’s not twitching … that’s dancing.

Here’s Dannii Minogue in a bikini because she’s also Australian, or something:

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