The first hi-res pictures of Kelly Brook on a yacht over the weekend just popped up online so I took it as my civic duty to post them. Strangely, the only pictures that aren’t hi-res are those with Billy Zane. Sucks, too, because he was looking hot. All bloated and bald. No wonder Kelly has to prance around in a bikini all the time. Her man is a hunk. Every woman in the world wants to take him. You may disagree, but he isn’t on the cover of my Trapper Keeper for nothing, baby!