I guess I could’ve posted another story about Paris Hilton blowing the New York Knicks or Kelly Clarkson being two months ahead of her daily caloric intake, but not much is happening today, so here’s Kelly Brook’s new lingerie photoshoot instead. I know you’re disappointed, but there are worse things that could happen to you on a Tuesday. Like the cute brunette you met at the office mixer this weekend talking to HR. She knows about the roofies, dude. Not cool, man. Not cool.