Jessica Simpson is Getting Uglier

Jessica Simpson is apparently not making enough money to afford his estrogen shots. Maybe some of you should go buy his new CD to help him out. You don’t have to listen to it, but it’s for a good cause. I can’t imagine how hard it is to keep your testicles hidden under such a short dress, but he did a great job. Frankly, it was hard to tell the difference between him and Lil’ Kim last night. Papa Joe, however, has never looked prettier.