Fergie Should Have Slipped a Nip

Fergie showed up on TRL on Monday and had to be stuck up and wear a bra, ruining the only reason I would ever willingly click on a Fergie picture. Man, God really must hate her. She has a body built for sex, but a head that Jeffrey Dahmer would’ve been too grossed out to keep in his house. She may as well be a minotaur. At least then she’d have horns. Horns are cool.