Apparently, today is “Show Your Nipples Day” for some reason so here’s Claire Danes in Paris in a see through whatever. Nothing really interesting except that she makes Kate Hudson look like Jenna Jameson. She’s not flat, she’s concave. I might not even be afraid of these pictures so much if it wasn’t for the rest of her. Seriously, what’s up with her neck? Can she really reach the best leaves? And nice smile there, sweetie. A mannequin can flirt with the camera better than you.