According to reports, Britney Spears is scheduled to give birth to her second child today via Caesarian section at UCLA Santa Monica Medical Center in California. The delivery will come just a week before their son, Sean Preston’s, first birthday.
So, with any luck, while you’re at work today at a job you probably don’t like, Britney Spears will have popped out one more kid that you will have to pay taxes on once it gets sent to prison. More than likely for having a meth lab in his trunk or robbing a liquor store to impress his new friends. Who knows? When your parents are Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, the sky’s the limit!
Britney on September 1st: