In a recent poll held by In Touch Weekly, readers voted Beyonce Knowles’ butt as “Hollywood’s Best Booty.” The top ten were:
1. Beyonce Knowles 2. Jessica Simpson 3. Salma Hayek 4. Jessica Biel 5. Halle Berry 6. Tyra Banks 7. Scarlett Johanssen 8. Jennifer Lopez 9. Eva Longoria 10. Jessica Alba”
The fact that Beyonce and Jessica Simpson are #1 and #2 on this list, is really all you need to know about the people who took this poll. Because what kind of wormhole do you go through to think that these two have better asses than Jessica Biel or Jessica Alba? Sure, if I was a scout for the Chicago Bears or if this poll was for the best hair weave, I’d definitely put Beyonce at #1, but you’re seriously gonna sit here and tell that me she has the best butt in Hollywood? The only way she could win is if she and Jessica Simpson were your only two choices. Even then, Beyonce would only win by default, because she technically has an ass. If Jessica Simpson would’ve been born in 15th century Spain, her ass would have been used as a map.