Avril Lavigne Needs Her Ass Kicked

For the second time in two days, TMZ has a video of Avril Lavigne leaving the L.A. club, Hyde, and spitting on people. On Tuesday night, she spit in the lens of a camera while tucked away safely in her SUV. However, on Wednesday night, it was much worse:

After celebrating her 22nd birthday at Hyde, the wannabe punk-rocker unleashed a torrent of “fuck yous” to the paparazzi and autograph seekers, even signing the pleasant greeting on some pictures. Avril and her entourage then made their way to the safety of their SUV…Moments later, she displayed her masterful sharpspitting skills by hitting one photographer in the face while laughing hysterically and screaming, “bitch!”

I decided to skip this story on Wednesday, because I thought she was just drunk and you couldn’t really see anything in the video, but then the crazy bitch goes and does it the very next night. Luckily, this time, you can see everything. So after watching this video, I’m gonna go ahead and preface this by saying that violence against women is wrong (especially when there are witnesses), but if this photographer would’ve kicked her teeth in right after he was spit on, it would’ve really been hard to feel sorry for her. If she keeps doing this, some kids are going to find her in a ditch wrapped in a tarp. Seriously, she’s a little 100 pound white chick. The only reason she should be spitting is if she ran out of lube.

Wednesday night: Click here to watch the video.

Tuesday night: Click here to watch the video.

Oh, and by the way, spitting on a person is considered a form of battery and is prosecutable by law.

Avril at the Diesel Union Square Re-Launch Store Party on September 13th: