Penelope Cruz is Wet

I’ve never really understood the whole Penelope Cruz thing. Turn your television to Univision right now and I almost guarantee you the first woman you see will be 100 times hotter than Penelope Cruz. I’m not saying she’s ugly, she’s not, I guess I’m saying she’s just boring. When she talks, I don’t know if she wants me to undress her with my eyes or take a nap. A caller on a liberal talk radio show is more exciting. Although, a caller on a liberal talk radio show wants me to plant a tree and give a terrorist a flower. Penelope Cruz’s body in this bikini wants me to climb this tower with my rifle and execute the unrighteous.

Penelope Cruz in Ibiza on August 14th (the first one is NSFW):