Lindsay Lohan Really Wants Your Attention

This is what Lindsay Lohan chose to wear while she was out and about the other day. These freckled, implant breasted, braless peepshows of hers are starting to get a little old. Not as old as the sweater she’s wearing as a dress which I can only assume she lifted from the “It Wasn’t Worth as Much as I Thought, What a Total Waste of Time it Was Standing in Line For 14 Hours, I’m Such a Loser” dumpster parked outside of a taping of “Antiques Roadshow,” but it’s still pretty old. The stench of Lindsay’s desperation is almost as funky as my sweet breakdancing moves and the way I sing Jackson 5 tunes. Tito, get me a tissue.