Kelly Clarkson is Loaded


A drunk Kelly Clarkson went to a “Metal Skool” concert and after she was told by one of the members that he will fuck her skull, she proceeded to go on stage, chug Chivas Regal straight from the bottle and perform with the members. Some guy from the band “Yellowcard” was there, too, and he should probably be embarrassed to be playing second fiddle to Kelly Clarkson up there, but whatever. I’m more concerned with the skull fucking I hope happened afterward and where that video can be found. Chances are very good I was in it somewhere and since I rarely remember nights like that I’d just like to make sure they shot me from my good side.

Thanks to Brad for the heads up!