Due to the results of a poll taken by 2,500 women, the lingerie chain, La Senza, has dubbed Kelly Brook’s body the best of the decade. Past decades were also chosen with iconic names topping the list: Marilyn Monroe (50s), Twiggy (60s), Farrah Fawcett (70s), Elle McPherson (80s), Kate Moss (90s).
When people come up to me and ask me how it feels to be right all the time, I can only point to the 2,500 women who voted in this poll. Kelly Brook may have the best body the world has ever seen. If I were President for a day, I’d bring all our troops home and send over a clone army of Kelly Brooks. It’s hard to make a car bomb while you’re jacking off.