K-Fed is a Genius

During an interview with GQ, Kevin Federline claimed his wife is worth over $200 million, but says even though he made about $2 million from “Chaotic,” he’s now almost broke. He also admitted he didn’t graduate from high school in a traditional sense, but bragged about his GED (high school equivalency degree) test scores.

I actually got amazing-ass test scores on it,” Federline maintains. “Not that it’s the hardest thing in the world. But especially the math. I got pretty high test scores for the state of California.”

Just how high is an “amazing-ass” score? Is that somewhere between a “shitty-ass” and an “off the muthafuckin’ chain-ass” score? Because all I got was this scratch-n-sniff puffy sticker and a smiley face on mine and I’m feeling a little gypped. Had they written “amazing-ass” on it, I’d probably be as conceited as K-Fed. Well, at least my sticker smells like root beer. I really like root beer.

Here are some Bigfoot sighting quality pictures of Britney on August 21st:

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