Jessica Simpson is a Slut

Chris Pontius, one of the stars of the upcoming, Jackass: Number Two, is not letting the rumor that Bam Margera had sex with Jessica Simpson last year die. Page Six explains:

…[Chris]Pontius has penned and recorded a crude song about how fellow Jackass Bam Margera supposedly had sex with the busty blond singer – describing a kinky form of intercourse that can’t be printed in a family newspaper… Pontius did not return our call, but Simpson’s flack, Rob Shuter, dismissed the sleazy song’s trash talk, telling Page Six: “There’s no truth to it. Bam has been using Jessica’s name to get himself attention for a long time.”

Marketing yourself as America’s favorite blonde then cheating on your husband with a guy who looks like he should use today’s newspaper as tonight’s blanket isn’t a good idea. Especially when somebody writes a song about it and says that not only did you enjoy it, but you’re also a freak. It makes it pretty hard to believe this when you have to wring out your panties for a guy who swings scorpions from his balls and licks toilet seats for fun.

Pictures from the set of Jackass: Number Two (thanks, Scott!):

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