Jessica Simpson Doesn’t Pack Much Back

At this point you really have to feel bad for Jessica Simpson. Her little sister is like the Phoenix, rising from the ashes of fug while Jessica still looks like a man. It’s a far cry from six months ago, when you had to tie a football and Jessica’s boobs around Ashlee’s neck to make guys want to play with her. Now, Jessica has to resort to stuff like this, just to keep up. Good thing she has double Ds, because I’ve seen better looking asses at a morgue. She might as well put on a pair of satin shorts and get a job at Camp Crystal Lake.

Jessica on August 11th at The Factory:

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Check out Jessica at The Factory on Friday night, presumably shaking her ass. I really can’t tell: