I realize these pictures showed up online yesterday, but yesterday I was busy leading a group of businessmen to hunt minotaurs on my private island, so I was unable to bring you Heather Locklear in a see through skirt. From what I can tell, that 44 year old body is still looking pretty damn hot. So hot, in fact, that I didn’t even bother to duck when I saw the shots of her face. I can’t really tell whose mind she’s trying to read or where she’s going to shoot her eye lasers, but she’s not looking at me, so I guess she doesn’t mind me staring at her ass. Thanks, Heather!