Here’s the pig nosed waif in Germany last week. You know you’ve gone overboard when even Bratz dolls would call you a “plastic ho.” And they do, you know. Last week, my Bratz dolls, my Care Bears and I were all watching the World Cup together and Wish Bear told one of my Bratz that she looked just like Victoria Beckham. My Bratz doll said, “Bitch, I don’t look like that plastic ho!” Then my Bratz doll took a steak knife and stabbed Wish Bear right in the shooting star. It was an ugly scene and it was all because Posh Spice looks like this. If she would just go ahead and disappear, life would be much more peaceful and nonviolent around my house.