Bringing you the hardest hitting celebrity news that’s in a bikini is a pretty tough job, but we never shy away from staring at pictures of bottle-blondes with massive implants on yachts. So lucky for us, Pamela Anderson was in St. Tropez on July 3rd. I don’t know what the hell happened between June 28th and when these pictures were taken, but this doesn’t even look like the same person. People bitten by zombies don’t change this fast. So I’ve made a rule that from now on, Pamela Anderson is only allowed to be in pictures when she’s rubbing herself while wearing a bikini on a yacht.