Nicky Hilton and Brandon Davis are Sweaty

I’ve always said that if I had to choose between sex with Paris or sex with Nicky, I’d choose Brooke Burke, but I’ve always thought Nicky was the “cute” one. Partly because she’s 200 percent less of a vapid attention whore than Paris is, but mostly because Paris is just fug. However, after looking at these pictures and seeing her with that greasy Elvis impersonanator, Brandon Davis, I realize she really is as fug as her sister. That’s probably only because he’s such a hunk of burnin’ love. It’s hard to be the prettiest one in the room when he’s around.