The Smoking Gun was cool enough to get their grubby paws on a letter sent from the CEO of Morgan Creek Productions to Lindsay Lohan. The letter was sent just days after she left the set of their movie, Georgia Rule, citing “heat exhaustion” and “dehydration” as her reasons for bailing on them. The letter calls her excuses for being frequently absent from the set “bogus” and they’re well aware her “exhaustion” is a result of “all night heavy partying.” The letter goes on to inform her she’s cost them hundreds of thousands of dollars in damage, pissed off her co-workers and calls her discourteous, irresponsible, unprofessional and a “spoiled child.” Then he sticks a cherry on top at the end by threatening to sue her if she doesn’t get her shit together.
Lindsay Lohan is a lacklustre actress who’s lucky anyone hires her to do anything. I wouldn’t even pay her to walk my dogs for fear she’d just get them high and have sex with them.
Here’s the letter (click for the larger version):
And lucky for me (and us) I know Lindsay Lohan’s personal MySpace address and after a little investigating, I saw she was dumb enough to leave the following message on one of her friends’ accounts the day after the dehydration debacle (“mike” is her brother, by the way):
Always a good idea to publicly call your employers (who pay you millions of dollars) “cunts” for asking you to do your job, Lindsay. Way to go, jackass.
Thanks very much to Andrew, Chris, Jennifer, Kathleen, Greg, Peter, Bobby, Marcia, Jan, Cindy and Alice for the heads up!