Kelly Brook is the Best Shopper


Despite being the perfect woman with a body forged from men’s desire, Kelly Brook doesn’t have that much going for her. She’s a shitty actress and she’s basically just known for her willingness to get naked, but as a man, I can honestly tell you, I’ve never got an erection from going shopping. Which is what I can only assume Billy Zane has in these pictures taken July 16th in West Hollywood. He’s not smiling just because he can’t remember why he’s relevant, he’s smiling because his fiance is dressed like she’s going to a World War II USO dance and every guy in the world would jump on her faster than Jake Gyllenhaal jumps on a sale at Pottery Barn.

Here are more pictures of Kelly Brook because I really couldn’t stop myself: