Former Page 3 girl and British reality TV star, Katie Price (a.k.a. Jordan), is bringing her life story to the big screen and wants Keira Knightley to play her. Price, who has written two autobiographies (she is working on a third installment) and a fiction novel, told Star magazine:
The film of my life is definitely happening. I’d like someone like Keira Knightley to play me – she’s stunning and a very good actress. I’d want someone quite high profile like her doing it.”
Katie Price has been called by some “the British equivalent to Paris Hilton,” but unlike Paris, she has an actual resume. She also has a 36FF rack. Keira Knightley’s bra wouldn’t fit over my elbow. Of course we’d all like to see Keira naked, but not in a heartwarming story where Katie Price has a masectomy but learns to live and love again.
Keira Knightley leaving her house in west London on July 17th: