Jamie Lynn Spears Has Failed Us

If any of you were holding out hope for redemption for the Spears family, specifically the potential hotness of Britney’s younger sister, Jamie Lynn, that dream is now dead. Yesterday I would have thought that Jamie could lose and arm and grow fangs and still turn out hotter than her haggard sister, but then she showed up at the Barnyard premiere with what appears to be a gunshot wound on her lip and shoes that look like she kicked over an urn. She has her own money, she can’t afford concealer or a magic eraser? And please don’t get all uppity because I’m making fun of a 15 year old. I do it all the time when I’m sitting by myself during couple’s skate.