Britney Spears’ pool boy, Jon LaLane, says he was fired by her after she accused him of talking too much to her husband, Kevin Federline. He also claims that Britney isn’t a “nice person” and that she can’t keep help because she routinely fires people. He says:
I was hanging out a little bit,” ex-employee Jon LaLane told In Touch Weekly. “She came out screaming at Kevin for lying around, then looked at me like I was to blame.” The next day, LaLane, says he got a call from Spears’ people, telling him not to report for work….[Jon] has a band, and he says he and K-Fed would talk music. But, he claims, Spears would get jealous when her hubby talked to anyone else. “She wants Kevin on a leash…She fires everybody. I figured, ‘Why not me?’ I just didn’t expect her to be so mean.” He adds: “It’s a revolving door there. She’s not the nice person everyone thinks she is.”
Jon LaLane is the grandson of Jack LaLane, the famous fitness and exercise guru, who designed the first leg extension machines, cable pulley machines and weight selectors; equipment which is now standard in the fitness industry. And at the age of 70, he swam 1.5 miles while towing 70 boats with 70 people from the Queen’s Way Bridge in the Long Beach Harbor to the Queen Mary – while he was handcuffed and shackled. So good job, Jon. Way to overachieve. I can almost guarantee that when your grandfather was sitting on the piles of money from his 200 gyms, his vision of your life didn’t involve you getting fired from your job of fishing Slim Jims and marshmallows out of a pool.
Here’s Christina Aguilera leaving the Ivy on July 25th because even Christina’s husband is better looking than Britney Spears right now: