The high resolution versions of those Victoria Silvstedt pictures from last week showed up online last night. The pictures were a lot more fun before I could see what this guy really looks like. The first two pictures are the most frightening. I wouldn’t let Shorty McChompers have a bite of my apple, much less get his mouth anywhere near my vagina. I’d probably never get them back.
Update: Images removed per the request of Victoria Silvstedt’s attorney.