Toni Braxton was falling out of her clothes again when she performed the official song at the opening of the 2006 World Cup. I’m not quite sure I understand her wardrobe choice here. It covers everything it doesn’t need to cover and exposes all the rest. It’s like having a cut on your knee and sticking the Band-Aid on your forehead. But none of this explains why she’s wearing a diaper. I mean, I can be pretty lazy, too, but I think I could at least muster up the energy to cop a squat behind one of those violinists if I really had to go.
Toni Braxton Feels a Draft