Toni Braxton Feels a Draft

In case you’re wondering why Mother Nature invented wind, it’s for stuff like this. Forget all the crap the “experts” have told you, or what you’ve learned in school. Mother Nature is clearly a lesbian, or at least bisexual, and took it upon herself to check out Toni Braxton’s ass at the official opening of Adidas World of Football on June 8th. According to the people I pay to follow me around and tell me I’m right all the time, I’m right all the time, so there you go.