If you took one of those things that spins the lottery balls around, and instead of numbers you wrote the names of celebrities on the balls, you’d have better odds pulling out Diddy and Selma Blair at the same time than you would have spotting them on the beach together, but for some reason here they are. Selma Blair looks pretty much what I expected Selma Blair to look like in a bikini, but Diddy looks like every other black guy I see at the beach. Look man, we’re at the beach. It’s okay to dress like it. You can even leave your socks on if you want.
Diddy and Kim Porter on the same day: