Paris Hilton would blow a rabid panther if she thought it would get her some attention, so this video of her getting into her car then dancing to her own song, “Stars Are Blind,” in front of a crowd of paparazzi is not surprising. In fact, it pretty much sums up all you need to know about Paris Hilton. Take away the millions that were handed to her and she’s the stripper with the cold sores who makes sure your lapdance has a happy ending. To all the white readers, I know you guys almost had the Electric Slide down, but Paris sends you back about twenty years. Sorry.
Paris at the launch of the T-Mobile Sidekick 3 on June 20th: