If you happened to be in London yesterday and you happened to walk by the window of Stella McCartney’s store, you probably saw Pamela Anderson strip for another one of PETA’s promotional campaigns. If this were 1993, the bottom of my desk would be taking a pounding right now, but since it’s not, these pictures are just depressing. Pam has an army of makeup artists and stylists yet she looks like she’s 60. The other two girls in the window have to be wondering who they missed in the round of handjobs to be second billing to grandma. And if slutty grandmas getting naked is PETA’s plan to get me to throw away my chinchilla fur track suit, they might want to go home and think about that a little bit more.