Spider-Man 3 Trailer is Online By todd June 27, 2006
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The first official teaser trailer for Spider-Man 3 was released today and for those of you who had only your comic books and a key to your house when you were eight instead of a father, your discerning eye will notice that Sandman (Thomas Hayden Church) and Venom (Topher Grace) have finally made it into the franchise. Also, Bryce Dallas Howard has joined the cast as a “romantic rival” to Kirsten Dunst. That really shouldn’t be difficult considering any normal dude would rather french kiss a pirahna than get anywhere near Kirsten Dunst. Not saying Bryce is a supermodel, but please keep in mind that this guy is her dad and this guy is her uncle. She’s cute considering her gene pool. Babies born at Chernobyl have a better chance at being on the cover of Vogue.

Watch the Spider-Man 3 trailer here.

Bryce Dallas Howard at the Vanity Fair Oscar part in March 2006:

The first official teaser trailer for Spider-Man 3 was released today and for those of you who had only your comic books and a key to your house when you…
Hilary Duff Likes Her Ghetto Boyfriend By todd June 23, 2006
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He doesn’t socialize. He’s very real, like, he’s from a pretty ghetto place in Maryland. . . . I like that.”

– Teen starlet Hilary Duff , describing her boyfriend of two years, Good Charlotte lead singer Joel Madden , a native of Waldorf, in the July issue of Elle magazine.”

At the time of the 2000 census, the median income for a household in Waldorf, population 22,312, was $68,869, and the median income for a family was $71,439. The racial makeup was 61.11% White, 31.98% African American. It’s so hardcore, it was nicknamed the “shopping capital of southern Maryland.” Man, how could anyone live there? I remember that time I was in Waldorf and somebody littered outside Mr. Hooper’s Store. Then Big Bird and Snuffleupagus sang a song about respecting your neighbor and we all went inside for birdseed milkshakes. Man, I thought I was gonna have to bust a cap that day, fo sho.

Hilary and Haylie at the T-Mobile Sidekick 3 launch on June 20th:

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He doesn’t socialize. He’s very real, like, he’s from a pretty ghetto place in Maryland. . . . I like that.” – Teen starlet Hilary Duff , describing her boyfriend…
Nicole Kidman Makes the Rules By todd June 23, 2006
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As most of us would agree, nothing says “I love you” quite like a prenuptial agreement. So based on the prenup that Keith Urban signed, either Nicole Kidman doesn’t really like him that much or Urban loves her very, very much. I can’t tell which:

Kidman, who’s worth about $150 million, has had her hubby-to-be ink a lowball prenup that guarantees him a kiss-off of just over $600,000 a year for every year they are together, according to press reports in Australia and England. In addition, there’s a clause that allows her to bail without giving Urban, an ex-cocaine addict, a cent if he uses illegal narcotics or boozes excessively. The agreement, signed in Los Angeles earlier this month, also calls for joint custody of any kids the couple has together, although Urban would be prohibited from taking them out of whatever country Kidman is living in.”

This sounds pretty harsh until you realize the prenup is more about Tom Cruise than Keith Urban. Since their divorce, if Nicole wants to see Isabella and Connor, her adopted kids with Cruise, she has to dress up in a cat burgular outfit and sneak in their rooms at night just to give them a hug. So, after years of Nicole watching Tom sacrifice pandas or whatever the crap Scientologists do, forgive her if she wants to make sure she’s covered if Keith chalks lines at their kid’s recital.

Nicole and Naomi Watts June 22:

Nicole and Keith today, June 23rd:

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As most of us would agree, nothing says “I love you” quite like a prenuptial agreement. So based on the prenup that Keith Urban signed, either Nicole Kidman doesn’t really…
I Link I Wanna Know Ya By jenny June 23, 2006

Paris Hilton‘s stupid, black wig [D Listed] Angelina Jolie poses nude for pregnancy photos [Hollywood Rag] Sienna Miller: Still trying to be retarded [Egotastic] These dogs are no match for…
Look at the Pretty Ocean! By jenny June 23, 2006
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It would be super refreshing to come across new pictures of celebrities hanging out half naked that don’t give me shooting pains in my vagina. My vagina does most of my thinking for me and she just told me she doesn’t like looking at half naked six year olds like Nicole Richie. She also said she hates Mischa Barton, but that’s for other reasons which have more to do with Mischa being more of a cunt than my vagina and less to do with how Mischa looks in a bikini.

It would be super refreshing to come across new pictures of celebrities hanging out half naked that don’t give me shooting pains in my vagina. My vagina does most of…
Cameron Diaz Got Dumped By todd June 22, 2006
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Justin Timberlake has reportedly kicked Cameron Diaz to the curb after three years of dating because he wants his freedom on his upcoming world tour. Another scenario is that he has finally read this site, and wondered what the hell he’s been doing with her all this time.

Justin Timberlake has shown Cameron Diaz the door, so he can sow his wild oats. The hit-making horndog axed his love of three years because, “he’s poised to leave on a world tour and he wants to be free,” says veteran gossip Janet Charlton. She says Timberlake made his decision after he and his pals went on a stag weekend to Las Vegas and Cameron “went chasing after him. She was just too clingy.” Diaz, said to be “devastated,” has had bad luck before. Her past flames include Matt Dillon and Jared Leto.”

Thank God. How Justin managed not to jump off a building or pull a toy gun on a cop after three years of this is a mystery, because let’s face it, Cameron Diaz has no redeeming or admirable qualities. Not one. Onscreen she gets paid like Kobe Bryant to giggle and to be mediocre. Offscreen she’s a thankless and insufferable bitch with one of the most well documented raging egos in Hollywood. In relationships, she’s a jealous basket case. I’d rather date a ferret than have anything to do with Cameron Diaz.

Justin at the 2006 MTV Movie Awards:


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Justin Timberlake has reportedly kicked Cameron Diaz to the curb after three years of dating because he wants his freedom on his upcoming world tour. Another scenario is that he…
Brittany Murphy is Tinkerbell By todd June 22, 2006
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The wonderful world of Disney cast Brittany Murphy as the voice of the famous pixie in the upcoming film, Tinkerbell. This is weird considering the fact that Tinkerbell has never spoken a word in any Disney production. Not one. Which, in reality, is what I wish Brittany Murphy would do. The breathy phone sex operator who just swallowed helium thing that she does is not really sexy. It’s annoying. I’d rather hear Gilbert Gottfried having sex than listen to Brittany Murphy’s voice for two hours.

The wonderful world of Disney cast Brittany Murphy as the voice of the famous pixie in the upcoming film, Tinkerbell. This is weird considering the fact that Tinkerbell has never…
Katharine McPhee is Recovering By todd June 22, 2006
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American Idol runner-up, Katharine Mcphee, revealed that before she appeared on the show, she enrolled at Los Angeles’s Eating Disorder Center of California, where she spent three months undergoing group and individual therapy, six days a week for bulimia. She claims that she threw up at least seven times a day and she knew this could ruin her life and her ability to sing forever.

When I made it onto American Idol, I knew that food – my eating disorder – was the one thing really holding me back,” she says. “I was bingeing my whole life away for days at a time … So when I got on the show, I said, ‘You know what? I can do well in this competition. Let me give myself a chance and just get ahold of this thing….I knew I had put off going to a treatment center long enough – I’d been struggling with bulimia since I was 17.”

I could go on for days about the wonders and benefits of dating hot chicks with self esteem issues. Katharine McPhee has a kick ass body that looks like it’s built for sin, and if you’re her boyfriend, all you have to do to make her attack you and rip off your clothes is tell her she looks skinny in that dress.

Katharine at the launch of the Crown Princess ship on June 14th:

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American Idol runner-up, Katharine Mcphee, revealed that before she appeared on the show, she enrolled at Los Angeles’s Eating Disorder Center of California, where she spent three months undergoing group…
Kate Bosworth Has Bones. Lots of Them. By jenny June 22, 2006
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I don’t know why there aren’t any Kate Bosworth bobblehead dolls. It seems like a pretty marketable thing. She has a new movie coming out, so they’d sell pretty well. They’d be cheap to make, too. All they’d need to create one is some glue, a ruler, four toothpicks, a spring and a basketball, then presto, it’s Kate Bosworth.

Kate yesterday at the WB premiere of Superman Returns:

I don’t know why there aren’t any Kate Bosworth bobblehead dolls. It seems like a pretty marketable thing. She has a new movie coming out, so they’d sell pretty well….
It’s Just No Good, You Teasing Link You Do By jenny June 22, 2006

  • Kevin Federline vows to save the penny [A Socialite's Life]
  • Eva Longoria is super bronzed [Hollywood Rag]
  • Christina Aguilera looks like a French singer [Hollywood Tuna]
  • Did Jennifer Love Hewitt lose her bra in the trash? [Egotastic]
  • Barbra Streisand fans are pissed off [D Listed]
  • Jake Gyllenhaal strikes a pose [Just Jared]
  • Mariah Carey is getting crazy eye [City Rag]
  • Selma Blair files for divorce [Popsugar]
  • David Hasselhoff explains why he cried like a bitch [Best Week Ever]
  • Two Tragedies of Comedy, Act I (Lucky Louie) [Pajiba]
  • Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer‘s onstage antics: The remix [College Humor]

Kevin Federline vows to save the penny [A Socialite's Life] Eva Longoria is super bronzed [Hollywood Rag] Christina Aguilera looks like a French singer [Hollywood Tuna] Did Jennifer Love Hewitt…