Madonna Has a New Minion

Madonna, who recently cut ties with Britney Spears because she turned her back on Kabbalah, has found a new drone to help pimp her religion – Lindsay Lohan. Madonna has reportedly become close friends with Lohan and is sharing “religious and professional tips” with her.

Madonna’s giving Lindsay advice on her music career, and she wants to work on a film with Madonna, too!” an insider told the mag. The source says the two talk a few times a week and are planning a “spiritual journey” once Madonna’s current tour is over. “They’re going to visit the Holy Land,” the insider says.

You don’t need to be on drugs to see how spiritually fulfilling channeling the powers of a red string is, but it would probably help, so Lindsay should do fine.

Lohan on June 13th:

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