Look at the Pretty Ocean!

It would be super refreshing to come across new pictures of celebrities hanging out half naked that don’t give me shooting pains in my vagina. My vagina does most of my thinking for me and she just told me she doesn’t like looking at half naked six year olds like Nicole Richie. She also said she hates Mischa Barton, but that’s for other reasons which have more to do with Mischa being more of a cunt than my vagina and less to do with how Mischa looks in a bikini.