Here are a few candids of American Idol runner-up Katharine McPhee and her alleged boyfriend that showed up online yesterday. I’ll play along and use the word “boyfriend” because that’s probably what the guy asked for when he called the Make-A-Wish foundation. There’s no other logical reason to explain why she looks so in love with this effeminate mutant. I applaud Katharine for not being shallow and superficial, but there’s other ways you can do that without dating guys who look like homeless serial rapists. For her sake, this guy better have a huge dong or really like doing laundry.