Here’s Jessica Simpson last night at the launch of the T-Mobile Sidekick 3. I have no idea what that white powder crap smeared on her nose-hump is, but I think it’s funny that Eva Longoria didn’t tell her about it. It confirms my theory that Eva is that bitchy “friend” who lets you walk around with toilet paper stuck to your shoe or a big booger hanging out of your nose because she always wants to be the “hottest” in the group. It’s not hard to look hot standing next to the nightmare that is Jessica Simpson. If Eva was posing next to a statue of Fat Elvis sitting on a toilet and taking a dump, then she might lose the beauty contest, but next to Jessica, she really has nothing to worry about.