Jessica “Camel Toe” Simpson Strikes Again

Jessica Simpson should probably stop shopping for her pants in the toddlers’ section. If she keeps wearing things like this, she’s going to cut herself in half and then we’ll have two Jessica Simpsons. Well, her sister is morphing into another Jessica, so we’ll have three Jessica Simpsons. The Simpsons are like those evil Gremlins who multiply when they get wet … except worse … and uglier.

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