Entourage is Back


Here are some pictures from the season premiere of Entourage. It doesn’t look like anyone has changed much. Kevin Connolly… him just wittle guy and still dating that Hilton. Kevin Dillon is still kind of a retarded version of Matt Dillon. Marky Mark is still do-able. Adrian Grenier is still pretty like a girl. I still don’t know Turtle’s real name. And Jeremy Piven looks like he’s coming off a six month bender which turns me on. See, because he’ll need some sexual healing to get over that hangover and my girl-parts have been known to work wonders. The Dallas Cowboys used to rub my breasts for good luck before they went out on the field. That was until Jerry Jones found me naked in Troy Aikman’s locker back in ’95. Notice they haven’t won any Super Bowls since then? Uh huh, that’s right.

Entourage premieres this Sunday at 10 p.m. on HBO.

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