Thank God For Britney’s 70’s Porn Bodyguard!

Britney almost killed baby Sean P. againagainagain … today when she stumbled in her high heels and almost dropped him on the concrete, but her new, sexy bodyguard was there to save the day and Sean Preston’s life was spared. She made a great choice hiring this guy. He makes it harder to notice her southbound boobies and ghetto hair extensions. My eyes go right to his moustache, which is almost better than Tyra’s. It’s like a ferret crawled under his nose and died.

Credit to TMZ, and they have more pictures from the set here.

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