Paris Hilton unveiled her new video game, “Paris Hilton’s Jewel Jam,” yesterday at the Electronic Entertainment Expo (E3). It only took her about two seconds to remind the people who went into business with her that she’s an idiot when she forgot the name of the game. She said,
Sorry I’m late. I’m really excited to have my new video game, ‘Diamondquest.’ Thank you all for coming, and you can download the game.”
I would have understood if she said “Penis Jam” or “Attentionquest,” because at least we could have followed her train of thought. When will people realize that Paris is only good for one thing? And the more you think about it, you would just be wasting a perfectly good bullet, anyway.
Paris at E3 yesterday:
And Paris smoking joints because Maria sent them in and Maria rules: