Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan Hate Eachother

Last Friday at the Hollywood hotspot, Hyde, Lindsay Lohan reportedly got into an altercation with the Hilton sisters. Witnesses say there was a lot of trash talk, and at one point Lindsay and Hilton were literally face-to-face. According to sources, the feud stems from the fact that Paris did not like Lindsay using her name when promoting her new film, Just My Luck, because Paris feels that Lindsay is using her name to further her career.

Paris Hilton’s publicist’s response is as follows:

“Paris was having a conversation with a couple friends. Lindsay approached her table and at that moment Paris felt she was being interrupted and didn’t wish to speak with Lindsay. A couple of words were exchanged and Lindsay went back to her table. I can understand how other patrons in the club could have thought it had been a bigger deal then it actually was.”

Lindsay Lohan’s publicist’s response is as follows:

“Lindsay doesn’t need to drop names to get publicity. She has talent, great style and beauty.”

The only real way to settle this is to lock them in a house together to see which one of them can live the longest without their AZT shots. I would have said naked jello wrestling, but the hazmat team recommended it take place on the surface of the moon, and I’m really not prepared to deal with that type of logistical nightmare.